9 Other Dangers, Kindle Edition
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From President Of The Cannibals
“Tonight on the Mustard Bendkney Show: World Champion Deathmatch Porn Star Maria Liu! Comedian Tshlumba Martinez! Composer Peter Johnson! And Celebrity Pitchwoman Svetlana Haddad! With surprise guests! Plus the World's Strongest Bandleader, Randetta Slattage and the EMS Quartet!”
Randetta Slattage balances the EMS Quartet on a five by ten platform on his or her back as she or he walks on stage. Dressed in prisoner orange, we crave a better look at his or her perky nipples and dick sprouting through like little buttons. Randetta Slattage was finalist in the 2029 World's Strongest Man Competition. Why switch to conducting? “Well Robespierre,” for Robespierre Dandy, a roguish blue haired devil with an incorrigible lust for the inhuman was interviewing Randetta; “My grandfather said there were foxes and hedgehogs.”
“Ooh I love hedgehogs!” Robespierre exclaimed and leaned forward. The audience giggled knowingly.
“Then you know that hedgehogs specialize in one thing. Foxes do a little bit of everything. Me? I'm a foxy hedgehog.” Everybody laughed, even Robespierre's giant bald eagle sidekick Athena flapped above the studio audience screaming at the hilarity of it all.
